You may be a squid if:

* If You think doing doubles is having your girlfriend ride on the back of your machine, chances are you're a Squid.

* If you have the best bike around and yet you still bulldog it over a curb, well chances are... you're a squid.

* If you carry a fanny pack full of tools but can't change a sparkplug, chances are you're a Squid.

* If you let your bike leak oil on purpose so you can find your way back on a trail. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you lube your chain with sewing machine oil. Chances are, you're a Squid.

* If you think the phrase hitting the whoops is falling down a lot. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think a berm shot is for the flu. Chances are you're a squid.

* If you think a hole shot is when you visit the proctologist. Chances are you're a Squid.

* You help a rider park his bike and you wait for a trail tip. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think Moto-Fox is a real fine Babe on a dirt bike. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think a Nac'Nac is part of the "This Ol' Man Song", chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think a Endo is a place in China. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If your friends told you that you had a leaky head, so you glue helmet shut. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think a pair of Thor Boots will make you strong and grow blond hair. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you think a Four-stroke is when you are really excited. Chances are you're a Squid.

* If you like to ride without a helmet, boots and other protective gear, and believe that god or some other divine presence protects you where ever you go or what ever you do. Chances are you're a Squid.

Thanks Krista Freimuth!!

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